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Grand Theft Minecart

Grand Theft Minecart! GTA in minecraft! GUNS + HOUSES + CARS + POLICE + MORE!

Hello everyone!

No one likes bugs. They suck, and make life generally not fun. After such a large backend update, there were bound to be a few, so we were as prepared as possible. Here is an actual gif of @MrTeddeh fixing bugs:


The following has now been fixed on the network:

- Fixed issue with /rp sometimes giving the wrong resource pack version
- Gun conversion no longer breaks menus (ie kits) that used gun items
- Trade now doesn't tell you that you're in spectator mode when you're not
- Attack Maverick now can fire it's weapon again
- Weapon melee stats fixed
- Roofied chocolate texture fixed
- Golden minigun fixed
- Net Launchers should no longer turn into Dildos (never thought I'd have to type that sentence)
- Jetpack now correctly asks for ranks to be used
- Cheatcode 'katana' fixed
- Reporting staff members to WatchDawg fixed
- Anticheat triggering non-playable gamemodes fixed
- Issue with rank users sometimes joining the network is fixed
- Fixed saving of voting data
- 2 duping issues fixed

We're aware of additional bugs, and you will see most likely 1-2 more hotfixes on the live network over the next couple of days, so hang tight!


Hello everyone!

This is quite a technical update, so sorry for that. The large amount of re-writes should mean one thing though; less lag. Enjoy!

Make sure you're running the latest texture pack with this update! The server (and /rp) should give it to you.

We're very happy to announce WatchDawg, our brand spanking new, custom anti-cheat. This is still early days (hence version 0.1), but we want to slowly bring the system online. We won't spoil our awesomely insane plans for the future of WatchDawg, but we're super pumped to see what you guys think of it as it continues to grow.

Right now, we have detection for some of the most common types of hack within the network. People caught with this version of WatchDawg will be flagged up by staff, so they can easily find and catch hackers.

If you see a hacker, please just use /report, and WatchDawg (and the staff) will start watching that user very carefully!

We have a lot of guns, and want to bring out a bunch more in the future. How do they all compare to one another though?! Well, we've now fixed that. You'll see that all guns now have statistics on them, along with a short description.


On the more technical end of things, we actually completely re-wrote the weapons, so that they're faster, and cause less lag. It will also allow us to possibly do some interesting, much requested feature down the road... No spoilers!...
Hey, everyone!
The winners of the October Vote War are listed below.

1st: HenningLenz (179) - $100 gift card, 2,500 tokens & $500,000

2nd: Micatchu (170) - $50 gift card, 1,000 tokens & $300,000

3rd: iTraitor (161) - $50 gift card, 1,000 tokens & $75,000

4th: xDigitzx (156) - $25 gift card, 1,000 tokens & $75,000

5th: iceman14 (154) - $25 gift card, 1,000 tokens & $75,000

(Extremely sorry for the mistake, no rewards were given out yet so these CORRECT winners will get their proper reward.)

Note: your gift cards will be mailed to you on GTM 1.
Hello there!

Just a quick changelog on a Hotfix that just made its way onto the live network.


- Custom game items can now be given by console (fixes Candy Bags not being given in Halloween Bundles)
- Allow Armor stands to spawn (fixes cars breaking sometimes)
- Fixed Database issue with the Halloween Coupons
- Added safety check to stop players from opening chests in their house if they're not loaded yet (No more lost items!)


Hello everyone!

It's time to get the spook on. Halloween is just a couple of days away now, and we've added a super awesome, mega cool, shitting great update for it. Take a look below!

There are exclusive Halloween Bundles on our store until the 6th November!

Buying these saves you money, and they're all tailored to helping you Trick-Or-Treat during the Halloween Event better! Click here to look at them.

After playing for a bit, you get a little scare, in good Halloween fashion! Then, as a thank you, we give you an awesome coupon on the store (30% off!), that runs out after 24 hours. A perfect opportunity to snag something cool, like the Halloween Bundles.


Skeletons with baseball bats now spawn around MineSantos during the night. They attack anyone they see, and will drop Roofied Chocolate. Eat this for...well, who knows?

Sometimes Skeletons also drop Candy Bags (you can also get these from the Halloween Bundles). Candy Bags are used to Trick or Treat!

During the night, you can Trick or Treat at Premium houses for 5 Tokens. Just click on the door with a Candy Bag, and someone will come to the door and take a look at you. If they're impressed with what you see, you could win Roofied Chocolate. However, if they REALLY like what they see, you could win the Jackpot. This is 50% of the tokens people have spent on Trick or Treating since the last Jackpot winner! That could be an insane winning!

You can only Trick or Treat at a Premium House once,...