Grand Theft Minecart

Hello everyone!

For people who don't know, we host all our servers on the East Coast of the North America. Pretty swell. Less so for our European players though, and there are a tonne of you guys!

I myself live in the UK, and would have about 90ms ping to the GTM network.


So we added a new proxy in Europe. A lot of large networks do this, and you'll see them have different IPs to log in with (.com, or maybe .eu etc). We don't like this, it requires people to remember more stuff, and is generally not great.

So instead, we've waved our magic dildo wand, and when connecting to the GTM network, we detect if you're from Europe. If you are, you automatically connect to the new proxy.


For me, living in the UK, I get about 25ms ping to this proxy. That is a reduction of about 60% in ping!

So for all our wonderful European players, enjoy the quicker connection times! In the upcoming days, we will be releasing 2 new major patches that should heavily reduce lag and latency for all players. Then with Halloween just around the corner, we have some spoopy content for all you guys.

Thanks for playing on GTM!

We look forward to growing the network with you guys.

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Hello everyone!

We've spent the last 2-3 weeks improving how we manage bugfixes, and release new content for you guys. This release is the first we've done with the new system, and our goal is to release a new content update every other week. Get lit.

What follows is a changelog, so read it, and get on the bloody server to try it out!



The casino is out! Fucking finally! This is our first Casino game, and is the essential game any proper casino should have. The Slot machines can be found at spawn in GTM and Vice. Just right click, and put some tokens in there to use it.


Depending on what you roll, you'll be given money (or not!). 3 identical rolls gives you the most money, and 3 '7' rolls the most of all! The more tokens you put into the Slot Machine, the bigger the payout should you get winnings.

Try not to gamble too much...awh what the hell, this is GTM (and you can win $100,000,000). GAMBLE AWAY BITCHES!

P.S. If you want tokens, vote vote vote!

• Added Login Alerts

This allows us to send cool graphics to players when they log on. We will be using this to alert people of new updates, important news, and fantastic sales. No more missing any announcements from us! This has lots of cool stuff for us to manage things easily, and in the future we want to add polls to this as well, so all our players can have a voice in what we're developing.

• Added statistical tracking of the network

This allows us to see who exactly plays on our network. That's great, because it means we can tailor our updates, and events, to you guys a lot easier! This, plus the Login Alerts (and polls,...

Hello everyone!

Pretty bloody snazzy, isn't it?


Soft toys aside, we've finally brought out a brand new forums! These should be faster, nicer to look at, and generally just a lot better than our previous site.

It is recommended that you re-post bug reports and feature suggestions over - in fact, any information that you want to be on this new forum should be moved by going to http://gtmold.enjin.com/forum, which is a copy of our old site. It will be wiped at the end of the month, so please move things sooner rather than later!

Thanks