Grand Theft Minecart

Hello everyone!

It's time to get the spook on. Halloween is just a couple of days away now, and we've added a super awesome, mega cool, shitting great update for it. Take a look below!



There are exclusive Halloween Bundles on our store until the 6th November!

Buying these saves you money, and they're all tailored to helping you Trick-Or-Treat during the Halloween Event better! Click here to look at them.

After playing for a bit, you get a little scare, in good Halloween fashion! Then, as a thank you, we give you an awesome coupon on the store (30% off!), that runs out after 24 hours. A perfect opportunity to snag something cool, like the Halloween Bundles.

Enjoy!



Skeletons with baseball bats now spawn around MineSantos during the night. They attack anyone they see, and will drop Roofied Chocolate. Eat this for...well, who knows?

Sometimes Skeletons also drop Candy Bags (you can also get these from the Halloween Bundles). Candy Bags are used to Trick or Treat!



During the night, you can Trick or Treat at Premium houses for 5 Tokens. Just click on the door with a Candy Bag, and someone will come to the door and take a look at you. If they're impressed with what you see, you could win Roofied Chocolate. However, if they REALLY like what they see, you could win the Jackpot. This is 50% of the tokens people have spent on Trick or Treating since the last Jackpot winner! That could be an insane winning!

You can only Trick or Treat at a Premium House once,...

Hello everyone!

For people who don't know, we host all our servers on the East Coast of the North America. Pretty swell. Less so for our European players though, and there are a tonne of you guys!

I myself live in the UK, and would have about 90ms ping to the GTM network.


So we added a new proxy in Europe. A lot of large networks do this, and you'll see them have different IPs to log in with (.com, or maybe .eu etc). We don't like this, it requires people to remember more stuff, and is generally not great.

So instead, we've waved our magic dildo wand, and when connecting to the GTM network, we detect if you're from Europe. If you are, you automatically connect to the new proxy.


For me, living in the UK, I get about 25ms ping to this proxy. That is a reduction of about 60% in ping!

So for all our wonderful European players, enjoy the quicker connection times! In the upcoming days, we will be releasing 2 new major patches that should heavily reduce lag and latency for all players. Then with Halloween just around the corner, we have some spoopy content for all you guys.

Thanks for playing on GTM!

We look forward to growing the network with you guys.

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Hello everyone!

We've spent the last 2-3 weeks improving how we manage bugfixes, and release new content for you guys. This release is the first we've done with the new system, and our goal is to release a new content update every other week. Get lit.

What follows is a changelog, so read it, and get on the bloody server to try it out!



The casino is out! Fucking finally! This is our first Casino game, and is the essential game any proper casino should have. The Slot machines can be found at spawn in GTM and Vice. Just right click, and put some tokens in there to use it.


Depending on what you roll, you'll be given money (or not!). 3 identical rolls gives you the most money, and 3 '7' rolls the most of all! The more tokens you put into the Slot Machine, the bigger the payout should you get winnings.

Try not to gamble too much...awh what the hell, this is GTM (and you can win $100,000,000). GAMBLE AWAY BITCHES!

P.S. If you want tokens, vote vote vote!

• Added Login Alerts

This allows us to send cool graphics to players when they log on. We will be using this to alert people of new updates, important news, and fantastic sales. No more missing any announcements from us! This has lots of cool stuff for us to manage things easily, and in the future we want to add polls to this as well, so all our players can have a voice in what we're developing.

• Added statistical tracking of the network

This allows us to see who exactly plays on our network. That's great, because it means we can tailor our updates, and events, to you guys a lot easier! This, plus the Login Alerts (and polls,...