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Worst or best pick up lines

Discussion in 'General Offtopic' started by FortisPlatinum, Nov 26, 2017.

  1. Akarush

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    Ok I got another pretty good one
    Are you harambes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you! xD
     
  2. MixLogic

    MixLogic Author of GTM Code of Conduct Supreme

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    I’d smash to that
     
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  3. Akarush

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    Who wouldn't xD
     
  4. FortisPlatinum

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    The first word is You @IanPeru
     
  5. Mishel2

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    I thought only my daughter could get me this horney.

    Note this is a pick up line inspired by donald trump <:
     
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  6. Akarush

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    Mishel2 Donal Trump inspires so many people doesn't he xD *whispers America is fucked*
     
  7. FortisPlatinum

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    Donald is so succesfull he only needed to loan a million.
     
  8. Akarush

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    True xD
     
  9. KYLEHASARRIVED

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    i got one. How much does a polarbear weigh? enough to break the ice
     
  10. KYLEHASARRIVED

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    do u get it XD
     
  11. Akarush

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    Wait what I dont get it please explain to me
     
  12. KYLEHASARRIVED

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    an ice breaker is something you do to start a conversation
     
  13. KYLEHASARRIVED

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    so you started a conversation
     
  14. Akarush

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    oh I get it cool
     
  15. KYLEHASARRIVED

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    ive got a bad one. Baby im no weatherman but ur gunna expect a few inches tonight.
     
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  16. Akarush

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    xD That is decent
     
  17. Akarush

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    My Final Pickup Line
    You make me wish I weren’t gay! xD
     
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    I think this is more towards the worst side but all I got...
    Do you play Minecraft?
     
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  19. Akarush

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    BEST PICKUP LINE
    I WOULD SMASH TO THAT
     
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    "Hey girl I'll give you any amount of money you want to fuck me"
     
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