I am giving a Clausinator, 3M, 24JPs, 13 wings, 11 katanas, 2 spectacles, 21 dildos, and 64 stacked minis for an upgrade from Premium to Elite! Reply below if you are interested in the offer! (I even have a $0.18 gift card xD)
I don’t think us kids can spend our parents, grandparents or siblings $50 for all these items in return.
Yeah, to me it sounded obvious, but I do realize that just saying "upgrade" made it sound like you needed to buy the full rank.