How to report bugs without looking like an idiot

Hello everyone!

I just wanted to make a little thread on how to report a bug properly, so that myself and the development team don't want to slit their wrists.

This is how you do NOT report a bug:

MixLogic: Peraldon
peraldon: Yes?
MixLogic: Can I ask you a question?
peraldon: Uh...yes?
MixLogic: Why is my dildo broken??!!?
peraldon: .....

The only thing worse than conversations like that is having to listen to Prez sing reggae, so please don't do it.

Anyways, on to how to report a bug properly!

When you report one, you need to ask yourself a number of questions:
1. What did you do just before this bug happened?
2. What should have happened?
3. What happened instead?

If you can answer those 3 questions in your thread, along with the IGNs of users affected, then we're fine and dandy.

That's all folks!