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GTM Greentexts

Discussion in 'Global Discussion' started by Cursed, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. Cursed

    Cursed Insanely Awesome Mod Staff Member Moderator

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    Hey! Why don't we try making some greentexts? I'll go first, bad example, try to do better than me XD


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    >be me, moderator, poor.
    >gets paid 3mil by hobo
    >feelsgood.png
    >surprised.png
    >check if hobo is an alt
    >hobo is not an alt
    >what.png
    >think that it's a good day to go PvP
    >see hobo, go to say hi
    >hobo starts flying and raping people with a rake better than presidentx would
    >hobo sees me
    >ohshit.png
    >run.png
    >Hobo gets killed by heavy shotgun
    >phew.png
    >ban hobo

    mfw I feel bad for banning the hobo
    Pic related
     
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  2. xMini

    xMini Homie

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    Eh not too bad of a story. On GTM5, a speed hacker once spammed killed me repeatedly. That was annoying.
     
  3. DieHeldernaar

    DieHeldernaar Senior Moderator Staff Member Sr Mod

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    What the fuck lol
     
  4. iTraitor

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    ffs this is cringy
     
  5. Cursed

    Cursed Insanely Awesome Mod Staff Member Moderator

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    Just do it
     
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    adsfghjkl12 Senior Mod Staff Member Sr Mod

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    Honestly, I've never heard of greentexts before.
     
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  7. PuppyRyan

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    >be a puppy like me, be unwanted
    >gets invited to a gang with 1 member
    >imlucky.png
    >sees a gang of minigunning noobs
    >run.png
    >search a chest and get a Micro Smg
    >imevenluckier.png
    >sprints towards minigunners and sprays
    >realises they're all just using riot shields
    >fuck.png
    >uses cocaine and rushes them with a knife
    >spamclicking.png
    >mod bans me for kill aura
    >WhatTheFuck.png

    ^^ True Story
     
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  8. IanPeru

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    *wheeze*

    best thing ive read in a while man im ded

    also the puppy airforce logo doesnt seem to be fitting ur signature, want me to resize it?
    >hobo starts flying and raping people with a rake better than presidentx would = og GTM meme
     
  9. SkylixMC

    SkylixMC Verified Straight Staff Member Manager

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    Same. I googled it and found a greentext reddit page with 600k subs. Well, more you know=more respect in the memer community :>>
     
  10. PuppyRyan

    PuppyRyan Homie

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    Yeah, It would be great if you could resize it lmao.
     
  11. Cursed

    Cursed Insanely Awesome Mod Staff Member Moderator

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    You know, you guys should also make a greentext and put it here, JUST SAYING