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Discussion in 'Grand Theft Minecart' started by IanPeru, Feb 1, 2018.

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  1. IanPeru

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    I'm writing up an absolutely massive new tutorial for GTM on how to do literally anything. And I thought, wouldn't it be neat if we had some little quotes of wisdom every so often?

    So here's your chance to get your name into the biggest tutorial GTM has ever seen. If you have a little snippet of good wisdom, I'd be very grateful if you could provide it below :D.

    Example:
    A burrito a minute keeps your health infinite.
    -IanPeru


    *note*
    wisdom does not have to rhyme, or be very good to be submitted, but cleverness will make it featured
     
    IanPeru, Feb 1, 2018
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  2. iTraitor

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    “If it’s not a dildo, don’t stick it up your ass”
     
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  4. Dieheldernaar

    Dieheldernaar Manager / Build Team Manager

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    thats a good one xD
     
    Dieheldernaar, Feb 1, 2018
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    Everyone can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

    *stares at minigun*
     
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    Jvkatox, Feb 1, 2018
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    Every minigunner is a bitch, but not every bitch is a minigunner.
     
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    NoHaxJustSpark, Feb 1, 2018
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  7. NoHaxJustSpark

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    No memes please. Meme machine broke.
     
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  8. MixLogic

    MixLogic Author of GTM Code of Conduct Supreme

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    You can stick anything in your ass if your brave enough.
     
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  9. Dieheldernaar

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    why do people think so fucking bad? xD
     
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    Do you know da way?
     
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    "Katanas are dildos, but dildos aren't katanas"
    -Akarush 2018
     
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  15. Janigaming

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    This one is good xD
     
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    How long did this take you xD
     
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    About 10 minutes xD
     
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    that's exactly me when I'm winging... All i do is homing. ez kills
     
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    "All of these quotes are cringy AF and this community is flooded with kids that can't aim."
    "Drugs help you win on GTM."
    "Insert third quote here."
    "Once you've ranked up to godfather, eventually this server will become boring and you will stop playing unless you were dumb enough to buy a rank and trick yourself into playing on the server more often to get your money's worth."
    "Live life in the trash because that's where all of the money goes."
    "Miniguns are for kids with no skill."
    "I have no skill, but I have enough."
    "I will stop writing quotes because I'm already bored of this shit."
     
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  20. IanPeru

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    Wow everyone thanks for all the really good wisdom! :D

    All of these are great. I'll make sure to use them.

    Well, most of them...

    "really good wisdom..." :(

    "good wisdom..." :confused:

    jk lol of course that's going in
     
    IanPeru, Feb 2, 2018
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