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No.... Just No

Discussion in 'General Offtopic' started by zCai, Dec 31, 2017.

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  1. zCai

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    im trying to tie this rope at my ceiling trying to hang my self, but whenever I try, the rope snaps, how do I quadruple knot?
     
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    zCai, Dec 31, 2017
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    iTraitor, Dec 31, 2017
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    If you're joking about being suicidal. Fuck You

    If you are serious, I prefer the strappings from under the top of your bunkbed. The wood and strong ass staples it provides a easy swing around a neck tie, put the strapping into a little hole of the strap and boom. You can hang yourself. Just lean in any direction (I prefer being forward) and enjoy choking to death.
     
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    Is this for erotic purposes?
     
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    uhhhhhhhhh
     
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    At first (on top), I appreciate you making a useful statement. However, judging by your advice on committing suicide, I'd say you're taking suicide as a joke as well. ;)
     
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    I’ve tried it. It’s not a joke. Please do not assume such things like this to me again. Thanks :)
     
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    zCai made a joke no need to get all offended and shit
     
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    Yeah sorry babe <3
     
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    Bleach, Bleach, Bleach
     
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    No, Bleach is like one of the most painful ways to die.
     
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    Pain is good
     
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    Pain could be classified as weakness leaving your body ;)
     
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    Then watch a 10 hour Jake Paul song compilation and tell me how that goes ;)
     
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    I tried that once, but YouTube removes disgusting horrific content all the time, so I couldn't find a video :rolleyes:
     
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    u ever try jumping off a skyscraper? ive done it many times, always works!
     
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    11kobeer, Jan 4, 2018
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    Many times...

    MANY TIMES

    Idk tho sounds like a good quick solution
     
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    Let's learn how to tie a noose
    It's easy if you're not obtuse
    All you have to do is grab a rope
    And abandon all your hope!

    (If you're obtuse and you want to rickety rekt yourself, I suggest eating a lot more. Nature and natural selection will take over and you will be fine).
     
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    I've been waiting to tell a staff not to necropost.
     
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