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Discussion in 'General Offtopic' started by FortisPlatinum, Nov 26, 2017.

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  1. FortisPlatinum

    FortisPlatinum Criminal

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    Hey guys,

    Post your worst or best pick up lines here!!

    If you were my homework, i would do you everyday :p

    Kind regards,
    FortisPlatinum | Dylan
     
    FortisPlatinum, Nov 26, 2017
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  2. Logan

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    If You Were A Meat Grinder Ide Grind My Meat All Day
     
    Logan, Nov 26, 2017
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    worst/best ->best starting pickup line ---> girl imma eat yo nips just like chocolate chips
     
    Flyinghost100, Nov 26, 2017
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    If you were a warm latte I would slurp you up xD
     
    Akarush, Nov 26, 2017
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  5. MixLogic

    MixLogic Author of GTM Code of Conduct Supreme

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    Works best on family; Is this Alabama because my dick belongs in your ass.
     
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    MixLogic, Nov 26, 2017
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    Mix don"t think its supposed to be for ur family ya weirdo
     
    Thirob, Nov 26, 2017
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    Let me smash.

    works 100% of the time.
     
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    Jvkatox, Nov 26, 2017
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  8. Akarush

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    Walter_White u are a fucking genius.
     
    Akarush, Nov 26, 2017
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  9. FortisPlatinum

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    MixLogic something is wrong with you.
     
    FortisPlatinum, Nov 26, 2017
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    Ok I got one more
    Hy My Name is Akarush I eat ass.
    Works 100%
     
    Akarush, Nov 26, 2017
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    Are those pants moon pants, cause they are out of this world!
     
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    Mishel2, Nov 27, 2017
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    let's go to the bedroom lil gurl
     
    RedBin, Nov 27, 2017
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    You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.
     
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    ;)
     
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    MixLogic Author of GTM Code of Conduct Supreme

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    Daddy ;)
     
    MixLogic, Nov 27, 2017
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    You want money? You know what to do then
     
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  17. FortisPlatinum

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    Only to a girl ;)
    If you are what you eat, i could be you by tommorow morning.
     
    FortisPlatinum, Nov 27, 2017
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  18. FortisPlatinum

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    Also show some respect like my first post :D
    This is the best thread on the forum.
     
    FortisPlatinum, Nov 27, 2017
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    Hey girl, ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

    "no"

    First time for everything ;)
    *pulls out pockets*
     
    IanPeru, Nov 27, 2017
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  20. IanPeru

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    Hey guys,

    Post your worst or best pick up lines here!!

    If you were my homework, i would do you everyday :p

    Kind regards,
    FortisPlatinum | Dylan


    First time I've heard someone call "hey" beautiful.
     
    IanPeru, Nov 27, 2017
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