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Mix + Cruee (and Colt)

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    Twas a cold summer night. MixLogic was out for beer with Colt, but by the time Mix was done with his first drink, Colt was on his 12th, and already passed out. Mix, thinking fuck it, left and went for a walk to the local park. 2 or 3 blocks later, Mix hears a whisper from a nearby ally. "Hey Mixy Poo, whats up." said Cruee. Mix, intrigued, walked slowly down the alleyway, towards the sound of Cruee's voice. Mix finds him self in a dead end ally, with a beaten up old mattress, full of nails. Upon further inspection, Mix sees Cruee laying atop the mattress. Mix, filled with testosterone, lube, and hormones starts drooling uncontrollably. Seeing that Cruee is unable to move, Mix springs into action. Swiftly pulling down his pants and underwear in one swoop, Mix reveals his huge, vein filled, semen filled dick, while yelling "pikachu, I choose you." Mix then proceeds to run, taking a huge leap, and yells "Pikachu, use penetrate." Mix lands cleanly, with his dick stuck so deep down Cruee's throat, that he cannot breath. Mix goes up and down, up and down too many time to possibly count. After some 400 strokes, Mix eventually passes out. (I feel bad for those who walked down that ally). 1 hour later, Colt comes stumbling down the alleyway, mumbling words, which nobody can understand. Colt, upon seeing the two...


    To Be Continued...
     
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    @Cursed DAMN you ruined the fun :(
     
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    Mfw even Cruee doesn't understand it
     
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    Should i continue it now?