This happened today at 12AM. Be at MacDonald with friends. No one can use the ketchup bottle cause it's stuck. Try to open it. I fail. Point it at my face to look at the hole. Accidentally press it. Get a ketchup cum shot. Everyone laughing. Decide I need to do something extremely funny to not look Like a retard. Decide to throw French fry on a kid behind me. Hit him. His mother thrusts towards me, Start yelling. Not scared. Decide to it again when we are about to leave. I see her running after me. Fucking chases me for 500meters before giving up. She comes back to Macdonald - From this point this is my friends point of view. She starts yelling at my friends. Her husband try's to calm her. She starts yelling at her husband. She fucking tells staff she's never coming back to MacDonalds. She leaves with son - Back to my point of view. Come back to MacDonalds. See all the workers clapping at me for "Getting rid of that annoying brat and her crying kid" From that point, When I go to macdonalds, I am know as the French Fry Sniper.
Did such thing actually happen? That is absolutely hilarious, the staff at that mcdonalds is amazing. xD